Pee...

I love food! I love drinks! I love everything that my body can ingest! LOL as long as it tastes good!  but.. what I really don't like...is having to PEE!!! OH MANN is it annoying!  Yeah... poohing is not that fun either, (even though it feels really good doing it because it's so relieving...but yeah) but the thing about peeing is that it is like.. 10 times more frequent! (okay.. i'm exaggerating) but still.. its soooo annoying! and the thing about pee is that.. out of no where.. it comes! that urge is like.. sudden! 1 second you feel good, and 2 seconds later, you really gotta pee!!  And then you say.. its not THAT bad! cos it takes  few seconds to pee... okay sure.. thats true.. but think about this....after a long day of work you are really tired so then you go to bed and start sleeping. then.. 1 hr later, you wake up cos you have this urge to go pee.. and then you say.. its okay.. i can just hold it in till tomorrow.. but NO your body doesn't let you!  you fall asleep for only 30 mins this time.. and now.. you really need to go.. and you're like.. NO i MUST SLEEP becasue i'm so tired and if i go to the washroom and see like and wash my hands with cold water i'll wake up! so then you try to sleep.. but instead, you are lying in your bed.. helpless because you can't sleep because you have to go pee really badly now.... so then.. you get up.. go pee and feel better after a long time and then.. guess what? you are a lot more awake becaseu you moved around and got blood flow going, the light triggered hormones in ur body to wake you up a lil and the cool water on your hands wakes you up too!! so then.. you can't sleep for a little bit more and then.. your night is gone!!!!!
LOL that is only one instance where I don't like peeing! another: I'm lying on my sofa.. and i feel GREAT .. and i'm in the most COMFORTABLE position EVER! and then.. all of the sudden.. SHOOOOOTT i need to go pee!! so you get up, go pee and then try getting back into that super comfy position.. but guess what.. it left you.. and now u feel uncomfortable becaseu you had to go pee!

you see, these situations can go on forever!!! okay.. so then you say.. let's just drink less!! if i drink less, i'll pee less!! SUREE thats true!! but guess what.. u stop drinking, and then your brain hurts! and then you feel like dying becasue you are dehydrated.. and then you get a headache and then you feel like ur dead and can't move.. esp when ur lying in ur bed.. all warm and dehydrated in ur sheets! and then you don't have the strength to move to get water cos ur so tired.. but then you do.. and it feel soo good..and then u go back to sleep and then you have to go PEEE!!! LOLOL

okay sorry if this blog didn't make sense to you ppl! but this is how i feel about peeing!
and now i have to go pee...

SMILE and be happy! (BTW this is my 200th post! LOL)

Jireh!