You know what I want to be like? I wanna be like an old man! HAHA seriously! if you think you have no shame/awkwardness/whatever, you should compare yourself with old ppl! Old men seriously have the most self confidence ever! or they just dont think things are awkward or w/e! Like... i rmb when some old guy farted! nd this was no ordinary fart.. it was like... A FART! u know what i mean! anyways LOL i like almost laughed nd he just looked at me as if it were nobodies business! LOL so jokes! HAHA like.. i dont know how u can fart (loudly at least) nd have no reaction to it! LOL like. for me.. i would feel either embarrassed (if there are a lot of girls (ones i dont know very well) around me) or i would think it's really funny (cos that would be when i make my friends around me suffer! LOL)
ANYWAYS, so today, i was on the bus after grocery shopping nd some 79 year old man got on the bus and just started talking very loudly to the bus driver:
"You know, my birthday is on July 23rd! and I'll be 80 years young! I expect you to give me a birthday present! because I was born on July 23rd...at 5:30am! ... Sometimes I wish my mom didn't do that to me! cos now i wake up at 5:30am every day!"
bus driver: "haha no problem! will do!"
Old man: " you know what Men's 3 greatest wishes are?"
Bus driver: "no...lol"
Old man: "The first one is that they would be as handsome as their mom thinks they are.(right now, there's this pretty girl in front of me chuckling to herself) The second is that they are as rich as their children think they are and the last one is that they have as many women as their wife thinks they have! (at this point, the girl that was laughing stopped laughing LOL)"
HAHA soo I think that was really quite funny! no lies! cept for the last part! because, i only really want one girl! and that is my dream girl obviously! haha! but seriously, i still find the whole thing funny! AHAH it really made me happy/smile/laugh! HAHA
Smile and be happy! :D
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